Ae suno, plan
Plan ek ghadi hai, swiss watch
Watch ke purze, yaani hum, perfect to ghadi bhi perfect
Tick tock, tick tock
Varna vohi watch saala bomb banke hum sab ko boom!
Samjhe kya
Haan to main kya keh raha tha, plan
Ek baar aur, plan
Pak gaya, thak gaya
Tu jo bhi bola mere sar mein atak gaya bhai

Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Arre biddu bhaai baap, meri khopdi maro na re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re

Bank hai, bank mein safe hai
Safe mein maal hai, maal pe nazar apni
Bank, safe, maal, apne malamaal re
Koi na fikar apni
Arre ghabra na bhul jaayega kal
Apne haathon mein honge itne caror re
Arre, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre planning vanning ho gayi boring
Bottle kholing, daaru pouring, samjha kya
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Arre biddu bhaai baap, meri khopdi maro na re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re

Ho, ho
Maal, arre maal maal
Maal ne behaal kiya
Dil pe mere jaal koi daal diya
Ishq pyaar vyaar, maal
Saala khaali haath mujhe life se nikaal diya
Arre chhod de pyaar ka collar biddu
Gin le kal ke dollar phir
Tu roz dil se naye dil jodna re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re

Ud gaye, apne bakshi sab ud gaye

O, chhod aaya, chhod aaya
Jis dil ne pyaar diya, us dil ko hi tod aaya
Apnon ko sapnon ko chhod aaya
Khushiyon se naata main tod aaya
Chhod aaya
Saala duniya kameeni hai, yahan kuch bhi hota hai
Ae, duniya kameeni hai, yahan kuch bhi hota hai
Paana khona, rona dhona chhod na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Arre biddu bhaai baap, meri khopdi maro na re
Hey, chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re.