Mai bhi pagal tu bhi pagal
Ye bhi pagal wo bhi pagal
Mai bhi pagal tu bhi pagal
Ye bhi pagal wo bhi pagal
Hum sab pagal pagal pagal
Pagal pagal pagal
Koi thoda o koi jayada
O koi pura o koi aadha
Koi thoda koi jayada
Koi pura koi aadha
Pagal hai diwana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Koi thoda o koi jayada
O koi pura o koi aadha
Pagal hai diwana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai

Ye na na ye ha hu
Ye na na ye ha hu kya hai
Ye mai mai ye tu tu kya hai
Sab ek kursi ka jagda hai
Kursi ko sabne pakda hai
Is kursi par wo baithega
Jo humme sabse tagda hai
Is mohmaya ke lalach ne
Sari duniya ko jakda hai
Is mohmaya ke lalach ne
Sari duniya ko jakda hai
Is jivan ki kursi se
Sabka ek din uth jana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai

Majhab nahi sikhata
Aapas me bair pyare
Aapas me bair pyare
Majhab ke naam par hai
Lekin fasad sare
Lekin fasad sare
Sabki zuban phir
Jagda zuban ka hai
Ye hal mere pyare
Hindustan ka hai
Kahi dharam uncha nicha
Kahi rang gora kala
Lakho hai kahne wale
Nahi ek sunne wala
Nahi ek sunne wala
Ek rab de sare bande
Kya pandit kya maulla
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai

Hum jaise hai hum achhe hai
Jag jhuta hai hum sache hai
Hum sabme koi bair nahi
Sab apne koi gair nahi
Humko jo pagal kahte hai
Hum unpe hanste rahte hai
Tum humko na thik kar dena
Aankho me aansu na bhar dena
Humne pagal hokar yaro
Is duniya ko pehchana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Koi thoda koi jayada
Koi pura koi aadha
Pagal hai diwana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai
Ye duniya pagal khana hai.