Har aadami ko bivi kaa
Har aadami ko bivi kaa gulam hona chahiye
Har aadami ko bivi kaa gulam hona chahiye
Ghar mein aate jate hi salam hona chahiye
Pranam hona chahiye salam hona chahiye

Are mood mein ho yeh laxmiji
Jo sabhi sukhon ki data
Par bigad jaye toh ban
Jaye saxat kalika mata
Haa saxat kalika mata
Mard ki halat mard hi jane
Koyi samajh naa paye
Idhar hai bivi udhar naukari
Bich mein jhole khaye
Bichara bich mein jhole khaye

Bivi ko sambhale naukariya chhut jaye re
Lekin lekin kuchh bhi ho jaye
Are ghar ko banaye rakhane ko
Yeh kam hona chahiye
Shrimati ji ko bilkul aaram hona chahiye

Aaj hamari shadi ki salagirah thi,
Tumhe ghar jaldi aana tha
Ham dono ko bahar jana tha
Kisi bade hotal me khana tha
Abb kaun banayega khana khana
Pakayega tumhara divana
Aaj aisa pakayunga ungali chategi

Yeh aata hai yeh chaval hai
Yeh dal hai yeh chaval hai
Ya hai kela yeh keli karela kareli
Yeh muli bichari akeli akeli
Khana chatapata aur masaledar,
Abb aa jao meri sarakar
Tumhe pukare
Pahale aap naa naa naa pahale aap,
Har aadami ko bivi kaa.